Past Results - KickballEB


KickballEB Fall 2012
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Bracket

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KickballEB Standings
Teams
W
L
T
PCT
GB
RS
RA
DIFF
STRK
Shake & Bake800 1.000-9933+66Won 8
Booze on First710 0.875110156+45Won 3
LET'S KICK IT620 0.75028350+33Won 4
Suck My Kick620 0.75027846+32Lost 1
Where My Pitches At?620 0.75029363+30Won 1
Tequila Mockingbird440 0.50047365+8Won 1
The Gooze Crew440 0.50045052-2Lost 2
Tap That Pass440 0.50046272-10Lost 2
Das Boot440 0.50045869-11Lost 1
Multiple Scoregasms440 0.50046581-16Won 2
It's Not Gonna Kick Itself170 0.125765100-35Lost 5
Drunk tank170 0.12574893-45Lost 1
Kickin' it Old School170 0.125754102-48Lost 1
Pitches Be Crazy080 0.00083074-44Lost 8
Glossary
W: Wins L: Losses GB: Games back
PCT: Winning Percentage RS: Runs Scored RA: Runs Against
DIFF: Run differential STRK: Current streak

Thursday, July 26th
Teams
Time
Field #
Booze on First 9, LET'S KICK IT 8
6:30
1
The Gooze Crew 18, Das Boot 3
6:30
2
Multiple Scoregasms 4, Where My Pitches At? 8
6:30
3
Suck My Kick 7, Pitches Be Crazy 2
7:15
1
Tequila Mockingbird 10, It's Not Gonna Kick Itself 2
7:15
2
Tap That Pass 9, Kickin' it Old School 8
7:15
3
Thursday, August 2nd
Teams
Time
Field #
It's Not Gonna Kick Itself 14, Multiple Scoregasms 16
6:30
1
Where My Pitches At? 20, Drunk tank 5
6:30
2
The Gooze Crew 5, LET'S KICK IT 12
6:30
3
Shake & Bake 19, Tap That Pass 8
7:15
1
Das Boot 5, Kickin' it Old School 4
7:15
2
Booze on First 13, Pitches Be Crazy 12
7:15
3
Thursday, August 9th
Teams
Time
Field #
The Gooze Crew 8, Pitches Be Crazy 1
6:30
1
LET'S KICK IT 21, Kickin' it Old School 1
6:30
2
Shake & Bake 9, Das Boot 4
6:30
3
Tap That Pass 8, Drunk tank 4
7:15
1
Suck My Kick 7, Multiple Scoregasms 4
7:15
2
Tequila Mockingbird 9, Booze on First 11
7:15
3
Thursday, August 16th
Teams
Time
Field #
Tequila Mockingbird 2, The Gooze Crew 4
6:30
1
Shake & Bake 16, LET'S KICK IT 1
6:30
2
Suck My Kick 18, Where My Pitches At? 4
6:30
3
Booze on First 12, Multiple Scoregasms 4
7:15
1
It's Not Gonna Kick Itself 7, Drunk tank 6
7:15
2
Das Boot 6, Tap That Pass 10
7:15
3
Thursday, August 23rd
Teams
Time
Field #
Shake & Bake 7, Booze on First 3
6:30
1
LET'S KICK IT 13, Tap That Pass 3
6:30
2
It's Not Gonna Kick Itself 10, Suck My Kick 12
6:30
3
Pitches Be Crazy 4, Where My Pitches At? 12
7:15
1
Das Boot 10, Drunk tank 3
7:15
2
Tequila Mockingbird 14, Kickin' it Old School 11
7:15
3
Thursday, August 30th
Teams
Time
Field #
The Gooze Crew 4, Where My Pitches At? 8
6:30
1
Tap That Pass 11, Pitches Be Crazy 2
6:30
2
Shake & Bake 4, Tequila Mockingbird 2
6:30
3
Suck My Kick 16, Drunk tank 5
7:15
1
It's Not Gonna Kick Itself 4, Booze on First 24
7:15
2
Kickin' it Old School 4, Multiple Scoregasms 9
7:15
3
Thursday, September 6th
Teams
Time
Field #
Kickin' it Old School 4, Where My Pitches At? 19
6:30
1
LET'S KICK IT 12, Drunk tank 8
6:30
2
It's Not Gonna Kick Itself 5, The Gooze Crew 6
6:30
3
Shake & Bake 25, Multiple Scoregasms 8
7:15
1
Tequila Mockingbird 11, Suck My Kick 7
7:15
2
Das Boot 5, Pitches Be Crazy 4
7:15
3
Thursday, September 13th
Teams
Time
Field #
Suck My Kick 8, The Gooze Crew 3
6:15
1
Tequila Mockingbird 9, Das Boot 19
6:15
2
Tap That Pass 5, Multiple Scoregasms 8
6:15
3
It's Not Gonna Kick Itself 16, Kickin' it Old School 18
7:00
1
Booze on First 16, Where My Pitches At? 10
7:00
2
LET'S KICK IT 8, Pitches Be Crazy 1
7:00
3
Thursday, September 20th
Teams
Time
Field #
Das Boot 6, Multiple Scoregasms 12
6:15
1
Booze on First 13, The Gooze Crew 2
6:15
2
Shake & Bake 9, Kickin' it Old School 4
6:15
3
Tap That Pass 8, Where My Pitches At? 12
7:00
1
Pitches Be Crazy 4, Drunk tank 10
7:00
2
It's Not Gonna Kick Itself 7, LET'S KICK IT 8
7:00
3
Thursday, September 27th
Teams
Time
Field #
Shake & Bake 10, Suck My Kick 3
6:30
1
Tequila Mockingbird 16, Drunk tank 7
6:30
2
KickballEB Thursday Fall 2012 Power Rankings: Week 1
Rank Team RecordTrending Comments
1 0-0-0 N/A The committee started off ranking this team dead last at the beginning of last season. They took the Week 1 bye just so other teams could sit in the throne and feel what its like to be on top. That ends this week when they return to the field. They even won flip cup last season. Sorry Gooze, you may be #1 in the standings but not in these very very very very subjective rankings.
2 1-0-0 N/A"We will start the season in 1st place and end it in 1st place" - Gooze Crew after week 1 Win. Well that ended quickly. You may have put up quite the score in Week 1 but you have to get past the semi finals in the tournament to be considered for #1. Keep trying and keep recruiting.
3 1-0-0 N/ATheir 5th Season. 4 seasons without a championship. 4 Seasons losing to Shake & Bake and don't think its happening this year. But hey they won in Week 1 with another solid defensive effort. Editors note: I really tried to write nice things about them but it just didn't feel right. Campaign of powre rankings terror must continue.
4 1-0-0 N/AAlways good on D. They were good for a few good quotes last year but then fell off the map after a devastating loss. Even their team numbers are down this year. Week 1 and I'm already worried about their well being.
5 1-0-0 N/A Heck they should be #1 for finally winning a game. They shed their former team name for a snazzy new unfiform and after their 0 for Spring, they are in the top half of the standings. They won in a walk off against the team that is waaayyyyyyyy down at the bottom. Nice Work
6 1-0-0 N/AA team that is seemingly unconcerned with kickball games and solely focused on winning flip cup. The committee even hooked up to this flip cup juggernaut and never lost a match up last thursday night. Even with all of this flip cup focus they were still bounced in the 1st round of last years championship which I'm sure they love hearing about again.
7 0-0-0 N/AThe Tank has switched from Black to Military Green this season. They didn't have a game but they still came out to get their shirts, watch some games, and then showed up at Dan's. The lack of a kickball win/loss but the strength of their efforts was not lost on the committee, worthy of a middle of the road #7 ranking
8 1-0-0 N/A5th Season, 5th different team name. They'll take anyone on this team to round out the core group. Hobos, dog walkers at the park, Cougars from Dan's, anyone. Good to see that they retired their faux tuxedo tshirt from last season or we would of had a problem.
9 0-1-0 N/ALost in a walk off. Impressive showing in Week 1. Not on the field but that the majority of their team actually showed up. Notorious sandbaggers who treat the regular season like its a warm up for the tournament. Hopefully they keep showing up in force every week.
10 0-1-0 N/ABiggest team ever. Unfortunately this depth did not translate into a win. Wonderful group of teammates but just havent been able to finish in the top half of the league yet. They might need to split to an A and B squad for flip cup this year.
11 0-1-0 N/AWent up against a solid defensive team in SMK and were not able to pull it off. New team, seem very young or I feel very old. Cant write anything terrible yet, the season is just starting
12 0-1-0 N/AThe game is also not gonna to win itself either. Granted they went up against a notoriously cheating team, the mockingbirds, who without seeing them play Im sure they took some liberties with the rules out there. I will use multiple teams and opportunities to attack the Agave Pigeons. I do it out of love. or something like that.
13 0-1-0 N/A I'm guessing you might want your outfielders to play a bit deeper. One of the greatest Moraga athletes ever is on this team and you still only put up 3 and gave up 17? What gives? Take that boot off your shirt and hit someone with it next week.
14 0-1-0 N/AAnd the curse continues. Not one win yet for this team dating back to forever. The committee goes way back with a few of their athletes (loose term) so the critique is directed at only a few. The committee wishes you the best until week 9 when it's smashing time. Maybe a practice or two might be good or tell your left fielder the games got switched to Monday nights.
KickballEB Thursday Fall 2012 Power Rankings: Week 2
Rank Team RecordTrending Comments
1 1-0-0 --
Last Week: 1
Still #1 this week and all time. ever. Gave up 8 runs to Tap That Pass, definitely a concern going forward since defense wins championships. 4 of them actually. No chinese badminton players on this team just 100% American winning machines.
2 2-0-0 4
Last Week: 6
Their new shiny team shirts gave them some confidence to go out and score 20 last week. Coming from a team that without mercy put up 38 in one game last season. Just wait till the games mean something and the pressure builds, they don't like pressure. Hope of the 1 flippers and home of the 1 and doners too.
3 2-0-0 5
Last Week: 8
Finally winning games regularly. Very proud of their effort in the win column but they are only a +2 overall. They could easily have lost these past two games too. Is there any correlation with their winning streak and their captain taking the big C off his jersey? Maybe there is a new sheriff in town.
4 1-0-0 1
Last Week: 3
Even thou they didn't play this week, I still feel like they cheated somehow. They probably organized a neighborhood game with the local 5th graders to educate them on how to slide into 2nd base and make people angry. I'm certain this happened.
5 1-0-0 1
Last Week: 4
No game=no reason to comment on them in any negative fashion. Flying under the radar as usual. No red shirts at Dan's ever. Have a feeling they will smash Scoregasms tomorrow too. Only feel this way to make the Scoregasms angry so they make horrible comments to the committee out on the field.
6 1-1-0 3
Last Week: 9
These white shirts got dirty down on Field 3 this past week upsetting the Gooze Crew 12-5. It's an upset because actually played hard and won a regular season game. There is still plenty of time for them to return to their sandbagging ways but maybe they have turned a corner. The committee is skeptical.
7 1-1-0 5
Last Week: 2
Oh how the mighty have fallen. #2 to #7 just like that. I think their captain prints out these rankings, crumples them up very dramatically, lights them on fire as he curses out the committee.
8 1-1-0 2
Last Week: 10
at .500 right now, which is where they usually finish each season at. Looking for some consistency out of this group so they can firmly plant themselves in the top half of the league. Maybe they will let their gazelle roam the outfield for the entire game instead of subbing him out regularly but what do I know.
9 1-1-0 4
Last Week: 13
is about to get smashed by Shake & Bake this week. The comment section was used by one of their team members to call out the lack of rankings. A fair point to be sure but will bring the ire of the committee . Losing 18-3 then beating the last ranked team by 1 is just not good. Lesser known fact: commenter was a part of the team who lost to S&B when they only had 8 players total. #9 seems to high now that I think about it but there is still a 20 run loss coming soon. Commenter has also known the commish for too long. Youre dead to me Dickson.
10 1-1-0 5
Last Week: 5
A solid effort last week. Putting up 8 runs after calling the police to attempt to derail the Shake & Bake train that was plowing thru their team. Lucas doesn't like that I waited till wednesday to post the rankings but they were all done on Monday and then I lost them all before posting. You were ranked #14 in those so consider this a gift.
11 0-2-0 --
Last Week: 11
Still learning the ropes it looks like. Still don't know what to make of this team so will pause on any snarky comments until they do something overly terrible. They did almost beat the #3 team last week so they are getting closer to their first win.
12 0-1-0 5
Last Week: 7
I think the bye week start screwed up their internal kickball clocks. Maybe it was the league forced switch from black to military green. I'm no sure what has happened to them but a game vs Tap that Pass and that critical commenter Lucas will help them get back on track.
13 0-2-0 1
Last Week: 12
Take the week off, maybe get back out there and practice like you did before week 1. Anything to get back into the Win column. or you could cheat and stuff like the Mockingbirds (no way I could go a whole power rankings without randomly calling them out in someone else s ranking)
14 0-2-0 --
Last Week: 14
and here we are, the bottom of the rankings. It's cold down here, hard to see ol Shake and Bake way at the top. 2 weeks, 2 1 run losses. This team name is cursed, cursed I tell you. Or it is their left fielder who without being there last week still caused them to lose. Maybe you should tell him the league switched to Tuesday nights, I'll back you up when he inquires.
KickballEB Thursday Fall 2012 Power Rankings: Week 3
Rank Team RecordTrending Comments
1 3-0-0 2
Last Week: 3
No, we did not rename Shake & Bake. Since your eyes are so accustom to the tuxedos at #1 this ranking will come as a shock. A mistake? probably but they have been winning! actually winning multiple games in order. Their draft picks have panned out, the free agent signings have performed well, their franchise has really taken off. It's too bad it will all come crashing back down soon when they play S&B in two weeks. Enjoy it while it lasts.
2 2-1-0 8
Last Week: 10
Subjective rankings alert!!!! Yes they have a -6 run differential, pfffttttt who cares. They have won 2 games which is 2 more than last season. They are playing quite well, grinding out these wins with a winnable game tomorrow. This potentially ridiculous ranking might come to curse them. Possibly too much too soon from the committee
3 2-0-0 1
Last Week: 2
They had a bye last week. They probably ran up the score on their neighbors and friends just to stay sharp. Only a few showed up at the bar, without their team shirts. Probably using fake names to scout out the flip cup competition. I would not be surprised at all.
4 1-1-0 --
Last Week: 4
During their very close game vs the #1 team last week, the committee was approached by a team member who's hair was on fire. literally on fire. The origin of the fire was a multitude of compliments about the game, the refereeing, the quality of the dirt field. It was an impressive show but ultimately they took a close loss well and moved on. The committee will suspend their usual loving comments for the time being, this team may have turned a corner.
5 2-0-0 --
Last Week: 5
showing up quietly, winning games quietly. Bunch of good people just hanging out winning games like its no big deal. I'm beginning to wonder if they are plotting something. It's almost too quiet with this team. I think they need to let their hair down at Dan's one of these Thursdays.
6 2-1-0 --
Last Week: 6
Doing what needed to be done last week against the last ranked team, 21-1. Another solid effort, still can't believe they lost a game since they have recommitted to the regular season. Their captain will miss their showdown/payback game vs Shake and Bake this week. The committee will be happy to send him a picture of the sad faces of his team around 715-720ish tomorrow night.
7 2-1-0 --
Last Week: 7
another standout defensive effort, giving up 1 run last week. They are #7 because of how confidently they would stay at the top of the rankings, they will have to earn their way back up. One of the ways to do that is to have a nice, fun, clean game vs Tequila MockingBird tomorrow.
8 1-2-0 --
Last Week: 8
The constant stream of police cars these past two weeks have been because of the incredible amounts of warrants out on this team. Criminally bad defense. lack of hustle (a federal offense I have learned). There is a bounty out on at least 3 or 4 of them so if they start running towards the lower field its best to get out of the way and let the officers take them peacefully.
9 1-2-0 --
Last Week: 9
Good effort last week. Their defense is quite good. I was expecting more from their offense seeing the amount of athletes they have collected. Victims of the dirt field I'm assuming or maybe I'm being unrealistic. Probably should be ranked higher but these past few weeks of police activity has sapped the committees creativity.
10 0-3-0 1
Last Week: 11
Held to 1 run vs the Gooze Crew last week. Thought they were on their way up but that could of been wishful thinking. Hopefully like the other 0-for the season teams they will take the bye week to sharpen things up
11 0-2-0 2
Last Week: 13
Back from their bye week with I'm sure a desire to win. They missed out on the weirdest week yet full of cop cars and police shakedowns. Hopefully their practice sessions didn't require cop cars or have the neighbors come down to complain about their good times.
12 0-2-0 --
Last Week: 12
The Tank does two things well. Show up at Dan's to have an incredibly good time and lose close kickball games. Not sure if the games matter, they own Dan's once the band starts playing.
13 0-3-0 1
Last Week: 14
Man oh man, 21-1? What happened? They looked shocked and awed after the game. They moved up one spot this week to maybe give them some hope that there is a light at the end of the tunnel. Either that or they are going to have to start cheating. Call the MockingBirds to get their manual (sorry had to)
14 2-0-0 13
Last Week: 1
From first to last, just had to do it. This team is bored, very bored. Winning never gets old but it does age. Maybe we throw a game to a needy team? Could this be a jinx by messing around of the rankings for motivational purposes? The tuexedos need to get back to crushing teams with defense and ice cold conviction. Anything less would be uncivilized.
KickballEB Thursday Fall 2012 Power Rankings: Week 4
Rank Team RecordTrending Comments
1 4-0-0 --
Last Week: 1
Still #1 this week, think they have gotten the hang of this kickball thing. Only took a few years. Thursday's game vs S&B could be a great one. Luckily they didn't wear their ridiculous orange tuxedos that got destroyed last season.
2 3-0-0 3
Last Week: 5
They very worried they were only going to 10 players last week. I think they were just setting up their excuse when they lost. So what happened? They blew out a great team 18-4. They have pretty much claimed the Dirt Field as their own but they hate playing there. Oh and many of them showed up to Dan's. Solid week for the SMKers.
3 3-1-0 4
Last Week: 7
Beat their good pals, the MockingBirds, 4-2 in a great defensive game. I couldn't see too good but I looked like Rob Nenn out on the mound for them. Firing strikes in there like it was a WAKA league. The committee is sending NATO peace keepers to their next game if any pitching related riots break out.
4 3-1-0 2
Last Week: 2
They just can't stop winning! They have had their fair share of dirt field games but last week against Das Boot was one of their finest. There was a suspect referring call at the beginning of the game that went in their favor and they never looked back. The committee needs glasses I think. When will this team come back to earth?
5 1-2-0 1
Last Week: 4
Lost a close one last week. Their defense as always, was very good. Their team resembles the Giants very closely. Solid pitching/defense with woeful less than stellar offense. It's not going to get them their first championship unless they crank up the cheating and recruiting.
6 2-1-0 3
Last Week: 3
Where my offense at? 4 runs? Wtf. Must of been one of those games where the whole team is daydreaming of flip cup and just was not focused on the game. More interested in getting off that field and off to the friendly confines of Dan's where they win regularly. Kickball games are important too people! cmon.
7 1-2-0 4
Last Week: 11
Finally won a game! Took their bye week seriously and brought back a winning attitude. They play the undefeated SMK folks on Thursday, not so sure about that one. Maybe they can bat that one guy who kicked it to the tennis courts a few "extra" times. Those rule minders in the red jerseys wont mind at all.
8 2-2-0 2
Last Week: 6
Let's get blown out by shake and bake 16-1. What a finals rematch! Did the scheduling committee know that most of their big kicking dudes would be missing for the game? No not at all but not gonna lie, texting their captain the score made the committees day. There is always the playoffs!
9 0-3-0 3
Last Week: 12
Possibly the most entertaining group of umpires ever. Their communication skills are incredible to watch in person. They should contact the NFL to get on their replacement crew, they are that good. Actually playing kickball? jury is still out but the lack of a win needs to be remedied asap. Out there for a good time is the best way to put it. They did almost win last week, a 1 run heart breaker.
10 1-3-0 1
Last Week: 9
Their boots are made for drinking, not kicking it seems. The dirt must have gotten in their eyes, and on their hands, everywhere. Nothing was working. Their last inning rally fell far short. It's early in the season but they could upset some people in the playoffs. They'll get it together.
11 1-3-0 3
Last Week: 8
They must be hiding their competitive fire, kicking ability, and winning ways in those pony kegs they bring to the field. It's the only explanation. Most people need water, these folks only run on microbrews. The no-open-container law has really hurt them. It's time to adapt to the new rules. Head back to the lab this bye week and come up with a solution.
12 0-3-0 2
Last Week: 10
Lost on material for this enigma. No wins so far and coming off a bye week into their thursday game vs Where my Pitches At? (formerly a good team...) Since the committee will be officiating this game we will hopefully have tons of snarky things to say next week.
13 0-3-0 --
Last Week: 13
Coming off their bye week, I hope they got something figured out. I hope that had tryouts to replace that terrible outfielder they still keep around. Did you guys find anyone?
14 3-0-0 --
Last Week: 14
Finally to the last ranked team. Their just not into this season, it's tough when you are the underdog week after week. Now they have to play the #1 team in the league? Ugh. David vs Goliath. Here's to hoping they have a punchers chance in this game. Good luck guys.
KickballEB Thursday Fall 2012 Power Rankings: Week 5
Rank Team RecordTrending Comments
1 4-0-0 13
Last Week: 14
Worst to First! Well done underdogs. Just fighting through adversity every game. What needs to improve is the flip cup skills or get that fake doctor off the flip cup team. He might be the worst there is...ever.
2 4-0-0 --
Last Week: 2
Gave up a huge lead then had to battle back against an upstart looking build off their first win in week 4. Of course SMK won though, they have won a lot of games since they joined. Last season was very similar lots of wins but......an early round playoff knockout. Maybe its time to start crushing teams to maintain that killer instinct....... or not because its only kickball and the rankings committee maybe be competitively and mentally unbalanced
3 4-1-0 2
Last Week: 1
Some chose to wear their orange tuxedo shirts that got blood and tear stained last regular season by Shake & Bake. The beatdown was not as severe this time around but the result was the same, a giant L for this very good team. Did I mention they are very nice people too? No, no I didn't.
4 2-3-0 6
Last Week: 10
Coming on strong lately. These rankings are wildly subjective(see last place) so don't be alarmed that there are other better kickball teams to date below them. They have umped almost every week without complaint and have won 2 in a row.
5 3-2-0 3
Last Week: 8
Roughed up a team with championship aspirations last week 13-3. Not much to report other than better than usual Dan's attendance and rampant trash talking to the committee whenever possible.
6 3-1-0 3
Last Week: 3
overheard at Dan's..."Who wasn't here this week?? The Booze Cruise?". Just getting no respect, even from the 24/7 festively drunk people who can't read good. No game last week but I'm pretty sure I saw them sitting on the hill taking notes.
7 3-1-0 1
Last Week: 6
The committee hates losing to this team at flip cup. HATES. Those smug looks from across the table, the lack of remorse for their victims. A 2 Pitcher bounty to the next team that takes them down on the flip cup table.
8 0-4-0 1
Last Week: 9
A phenomenon unto themselves. A roving party that has yet to win a kickball game but continues the "out here for a good time" mantra that at least one team has to possess each season. I put them over the next team because.....
9 3-2-0 5
Last Week: 4
It will make them angry to be ranked 9th! If anyone has ever been given hope due to power rankings then I did them incorrectly. This is not the place for that. It's to make you upset and hungry for wins. Don't give up yet the season isnt over guys.
10 1-3-0 3
Last Week: 7
So close to their 2nd win, think they are definitely getting the hang of this. Many on this team have played before, they just needed time to gel. Possibly a very dangerous team come playoff time or a 10 run meltdown away from an early exit. Many games to play.
11 1-3-0 --
Last Week: 11
Didn't play this week, that might have been why you could find a spot to park at the field and the cops did not show up. coincidence? I think not.
12 0-4-0 --
Last Week: 12
I have nothing terrible to say about this team in any way. They showed up with 5 umps last week and paid attention the whole game, have a bunch of athletes, just haven't won a game yet. Since the power rankings usually hinge on wins or losses + things I can make fun of, they just don't fit in there....yet.
13 0-4-0 --
Last Week: 13
Out of the dungeon and into the cellar. Instead of one hour of outside time you get two then back to your cell. A back and forth dirt field battle was waged on Thursday with our last place team. They got bunted on so they bunted back. Do not learn tricks from the mockingbirds! Bad team bad! Bunting and aggressive conflicts with umpiring calls should not be repeated. I'm going to roll up my newspaper and will be forced to swat your outfielder you were supposed to replace last week.
14 2-2-0 9
Last Week: 5
See above. I don't think they have ever been in last place in these rankings. Last place in my heart always but never on paper. Currently sitting in I think 8th(?) place in the standings. I could look it up but whatever, down to the dungeon for you agreeable folks this week. Stop teaching these new teams about bunting and base coaches do not function as back up umpires in terms of fair/foul/outs.
KickballEB Thursday Fall 2012 Power Rankings: Week 6
Rank Team RecordTrending Comments
1 5-0-0 1
Last Week: 2
Best team in the league. Warning: rest of the rankings done with little thought. Holiday week vacation.
2 5-0-0 1
Last Week: 1
not the best team in the league.
3 5-1-0 --
Last Week: 3
Nice win, 24 runs. Way to be nice.
4 4-1-0 3
Last Week: 7
Big win. Flip Cup meltdown coming in 3 weeks. Just wait
5 2-3-0 9
Last Week: 14
Their bunting was neutralized by defense and the will of the kickball gods. Almost upset S&B but didn't. The drought continues
6 4-2-0 3
Last Week: 9
Tap this
7 3-2-0 1
Last Week: 6
Brought out their under 21 team in an attempt to stack the deck. Didn't work out.
8 3-2-0 3
Last Week: 5
Hope your bye week was wonderful for you. All of you except your captain.
9 2-3-0 2
Last Week: 11
Nice win. Thought this season was lost, looks like I was wrong
10 2-3-0 6
Last Week: 4
Hope you practiced.
11 0-5-0 3
Last Week: 8
Technically in last place in the standings due to -38 run differential. Catching the ball helps bring that down to a manageable level.
12 1-4-0 2
Last Week: 10
The team BBQ resulted in nothing except a heightened team chemistry. Good thing to have when getting bombed on by 20 runs
13 0-5-0 1
Last Week: 12
Still searching for their first win. Might be first team to go the entire power rankings season without nary a negative comment about them
14 0-5-0 1
Last Week: 13
My goodness. I keep putting more on your team and nothing seems to help. I think it's a management issue.
Rankings for week 7 aren't available yet. They usually are posted the day after games are
played for the week. You can email me at sjsnider@kickballsf.com if you're impatient and
want them posted immediately.






KickballEB Thursday Fall 2012 Power Rankings: Week 8
Rank Team RecordTrending Comments
1 6-0-0 1
Last Week: 2
Nick had a comment waiting for these power rankings. A plea actually, for someone to step up and beat this team. anybody? Kickin it Old School? You are playing them this week but unfortunately S&B has their sights set on total domination. Might not get your wish Nick but you did help your team down to the bottom half of the rankings. Or maybe that was the 0-11 2nd inning score of your game last week.
2 6-1-0 1
Last Week: 1
bounced back well from their week 7 loss to beat a good Booze Cruise team, 8-3. Lots of 2 out rallies in this game. I do fear that they may be a no show for the flip cup tournament which would all but guarantee they finish the power rankings #57th to end the season. How is the 57th place possible? The committee found a glitch in the power rankings matrix that allows for this. You best show up.
3 4-3-0 7
Last Week: 10
3 wins in a row! break up the Boot! They took it to the Mockingbirds 19-9 last week and were shockingly not accused of cheating after the game, a solid win. Maybe not the 3rd best team in the league but they are headed towards the top half of the league.
4 5-2-0 4
Last Week: 8
They are actually taking the regular season seriously. The only team in the playoff final the last two seasons is doing their best to stay under the radar. They only surface to infuriate every team that they umpire for, which is always fun to watch. Except if you are playing and want to yell at them. Let me know I'll come over and join in.
5 6-1-0 2
Last Week: 3
Seemed like they slept walked through their dominating win last week. They were kicking ball deep into the darkness and laughing the whole time. Their only loss being to S&B and yet the #5 ranking? What gives? The committee enjoys angering this team, especially the most critical and vocal leaders of this team. Their complaints even surfaced at the Lafayette Art and Wine festival, a known de-militarized zone. The cease fire has been broken.
6 3-4-0 3
Last Week: 9
Beating the upstart Tap that Pass team last week for their 3rd win. They are still getting outscored and under .500 but they won last week so they get #6. Their "the league isnt the same without a keg" comments are heard loud and clear but you can win kickball sipping gatorade and cough syrup. cmon.
7 4-3-0 --
Last Week: 7
Their defense failed them at the worst times last week. Got 2 outs with no runs in several times but then suffered the dreaded drop or overthrow and that was all she wrote. Might be back to the drawing board for this team and im sure they will look to other markets for their recruiting efforts
8 3-4-0 3
Last Week: 5
Nothing bad to say about them this week, I've said enough to last two lifetimes. I kinda felt bad for them last week, they were trying exceptionally hard it just was not working out. Even one of the park dog walkers told me to get their left fielder out of the game for an apparent head injury. The guy said he "hit is head real hard, probably a concussion", that killed me for some reason since there was no noticeable difference before or after he slid on his face. We did attempt to remove him from the game but his head is too hard for such nonsense.
9 4-3-0 3
Last Week: 6
Uh oh, a -6 now in the run differential. They were on top of the world just 3 short weeks ago but now have crashed back to earth and of course it was on the dirt field where they used to enjoy a home field advantage of sorts. Their frustration with the umpiring was amusing and probably correct knowing the suspects involved. Unfortunately kickball umpiring is an inexact science, sorrrreeeeeeee. Good luck next week.
10 0-7-0 3
Last Week: 13
"Next week we'll get one" or something close was heard after their game last week. They still have not won a game and I will continue my campaign of positive, wait "not negative", thoughts about this team. They play the equally winless Drunk Tank next week. Someone has to win.
11 5-2-0 7
Last Week: 4
Nick, where they at? Must keep up the tradition of lambasting the first premature commenter for the always late arriving power rankings. They got bombed on and the umpires were forbidden in announcing the score of the game. They looked tight out there, probably fearing another first round knock out in the flip cup playoffs next week.
12 1-6-0 --
Last Week: 12
Oh man, since their only win a few weeks back they have been sliding. They lost a picthers duel, 16-18, last week to Lets Kick It who played with possibly 7 ringers and 4 actual team members. They are in a dead heat with that team to who gives up 100 runs first
13 0-6-0 2
Last Week: 11
The Tank had last week off but still showed up at the bar for some flip cup. As mentioned before, they play another 0-Season team next week so they could walk off with a much deserving win.
14 1-6-0 --
Last Week: 14
I think the official KickballEB dogs Finnegan and Nessie were playing the outfield for them last week. I have put every single person who wants in the league on this team but somehow its not enough. Luckily for you guys you have a winnable game this week so there is at least a bit of hope for a turn around...... Kris/Boller you better show up, I want to see tears after our 30th run of the game.
KickballEB Thursday Fall 2012 Power Rankings: Week 9
Rank Team RecordTrending Comments
1 4-4-0 5
Last Week: 6
Saw several of them at the Tough Mudder Race and they beat the previously hot Das Boot team. High marks for their efforts. The committee can barely walk right now.
2 7-1-0 3
Last Week: 5
Motored through the season with their only loss to a team that shall remain nameless. They'll still blow it somehow and I can't wait to see the disappointment on their faces.
3 6-2-0 8
Last Week: 11
They ran the Mudder up in Tahoe too. They went hard too, training for a month, giving up drinking..... Will this affect them going into the flip cup tournament? I sure hope so.
4 7-0-0 3
Last Week: 1
Dreams of 30 runs and crying outfielders were dashed when they went down 3-0 to Kicking It Old School. S&B pulled it out in a very entertaining game. This is not the juggernaut I was expecting. I need to borrow one of those Tough Mudder electrical wires to get their competitive fire back.
5 6-1-0 3
Last Week: 2
They are probably the #1 team but they didn't play last week. An epic battle for 1st place in the rankings and on the field will go down on Thursday in their game vs S&B. The committee is not confident about this game at all. They best show up to flip cup afterwards too, rain or shine.
6 3-4-0 2
Last Week: 8
Helloooooooooooo????? Mockingbirdsssssssss where are youuu??????? Its too quiet out there. No birds on the field or at the bar last week, well 2 were but they were incognito like a Chiefs fan in a Raider bar. Did the negative rankings get you down? If so, I'll break out the champagne later but please get back to doing villain like things and really making the games intense! I need material. Start a fake fight with a ref or something, cmon.
7 6-2-0 3
Last Week: 4
Finally taking their place in the top half of the league in the regular season, it's about time. They erroneously claim that I put their team shirt in the frame up at Dan's. Fools. But damn, I didn't catch that. Hopefully the committee can break the glass to wipe their tears after they lose in flip cup.
8 4-4-0 1
Last Week: 7
Their captain didn't make it last week and something of a beat down occurred, 2-13. His live kickball scoring app on the iphone was down too. He was completely out of the loop. This team might be too top heavy to make it deep in the playoffs.......bring on the ringers!
9 4-4-0 --
Last Week: 9
They put up a good fight in their game and always show up at Dan's. Very good run this season. Can they catch fire again and start winning in the playoffs and possibly flip cup? They first ever playoff and flip cup odds debut tomorrow.
10 4-4-0 7
Last Week: 3
Just when I thought the boot was pulling it together they lost to the Scoregasms. Dont know what to make of this team out on the field but I'm very happy they are opposite S&B in the flip cup bracket. yes I made that bracket and was very pleased with myself.
11 1-7-0 1
Last Week: 12
This team could win the flip cup tournament for sure....only if they were good at flip cup. Just kidding. well maybe, we'll see. They almost upset Lets Kick It on the dirt field so anythings possible.
12 1-6-0 1
Last Week: 13
Not sure if we can call them the tank anymore with all those ringers they used for kickball due to low turnout. Guarantee they cause a scene, in a good way, for the flip cup tournament. Will they win it? No unfortunately not. They don't cheat enough.
13 0-8-0 3
Last Week: 10
Almost had their first win but lost to the Tank and all their ringers. I can't add an asterisk to that game but one should be applied. They are going to be there for the flip cup tournament and playoffs which is more than I can say for others. Wins will come, give it time.
14 1-7-0 --
Last Week: 14
Put up a good fight on the dirt in a very enjoyable game. Their pitcher really had her 2 seam fastball working and mixed in her change up to keep the hitters off balance. You have to get rid of that left fielder though.
Rankings for week 10 aren't available yet. They usually are posted the day after games are
played for the week. You can email me at sjsnider@kickballsf.com if you're impatient and
want them posted immediately.






 

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